{"product_id":"head-massager-colour","title":"Head Massager","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003eYou know that friend who turns up with something so simple, so utterly useless, and yet somehow becomes the single most sought-after object in your house? This is that thing. The head massager (officially the Kikkerland Rainbow Head Massager, unofficially known as the \"Orgasmatron,\" and yes, that is actually its nickname) sends the most blissfully unearned feeling of relaxation from your scalp all the way down your spine in about four seconds flat. You don't need to have done anything to deserve it. You just... do it. And then everyone else wants a turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe love it because:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThat instant, full-body tingle is genuinely hard to explain and absolutely has to be experienced\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt's the kind of gift that makes a grown adult make an embarrassing noise in public\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight and easy to use, no technique required whatsoever\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes in a rainbow of colours (red, yellow, green, or blue, assigned at random), each with multicoloured tips that look cheerful just sitting on the shelf\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAt this price, it's the most joyful fiver you will spend all year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 x Kikkerland Rainbow Head Massager\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaged in a PET gift box, ready to give\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAges 8 and up (and honestly, mostly for adults)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStocking fillers, teacher gifts, Secret Santa, Mother's Day, that-friend-who-has-everything, the colleague you drew in the office gift exchange and genuinely know nothing about\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStress relief, a bit of a giggle, or just ten seconds of quiet during a long day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant to know:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003eMaterials: aluminium handle with soft steel tips\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003eDimensions: 25 x 10 x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003eNot suitable for very young children\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003eNo batteries, no charging, no assembly. Blissfully simple.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Kidoki","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55423611568504,"sku":"17d-AR22-A","price":5.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1568\/1037\/files\/head-massager-1.jpg?v=1769671144","url":"https:\/\/www.mysmallworld.live\/products\/head-massager-colour","provider":"My Small World Toy Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}